Fashion krackspert Helen Bidou brings you Bidou Zooms

Uh oh… she’s in iso and she’s not doing so well!

After bursting onto the fashion scene as the ‘fashion krackspert’ on ABC TV’s Get Krack!n, with Kate McCartney and Kate McLennan, Helen Bidou quickly secured her spot as everybody’s favourite breakfast TV style icon before branching out into live comedy.

Whilst Helen’s personal information has been largely redacted, what we know for sure is that she claims to be in her early thirties (let’s just say she’s timeless), is 178cm tall, and is currently under investigation for having failed to declare tax on the 500 sarongs that she brought back from her last trip to Bali.

Live from the confines of the North-Western suburbs of Melbourne comes Bidou Zooms. A night in with Australia’s most unstable comedy star. Grab a kiwi mojito, your favourite sarong and snap up your virtual seats to THE zoom event of this pandemic!

Some old songs, new songs, sarongs, chitty chats with special guests, a Q&A (with Helen) plus some unwelcome and unsavoury pandemic survival advice. Bidou Zooms will be an outrageous, wild and jaw-droppingly funny night to remember. Nothing is off-limits and things are bound to get loose.

She’s unhinged. She’s unpredictable. An evening with Helen Bidou will be sa-rong, it’s sa-right.

Two shows only.



Once you purchase a ticket for the Friday 1 May, 7pm or Saturday 2 May, 8.30pm show (insert link) you will be automatically registered to attend the Bidou Zoom.

Eventbrite will send you a link and you will be ready to Zoom with Bidou!

Doors open 30 minutes before the show where you will be able to enjoy a cocktail with the other audience members (BYO Cocktails).

At show time, you will have your videos and mics turned off and Helen will take centre zoom stage.

Streamed live from her home, Helen will be observing strict social distancing guidelines.


Venue: Zoom, The Internet
Dates: Friday 1 & Saturday 2 May
Time: Fri 7pm & Sat 8.30pm (AEST)
Ticket prices: $20 for single tickets and $30 for Groups, couples and Households

Peter J Snee

Peter is a British born creative, working in the live entertainment industry. He holds an honours degree in Performing Arts and has over 12 years combined work experience in producing, directing and managing artistic programs & events. Peter has traversed the UK, Europe and Australia pursuing his interest in theatre. He is inspired by great stories and passionately driven by pursuing opportunities to tell them.

Peter J Snee

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